There should be a law

It should be illegal to have a cookout without inviting everyone within smelling distance. This charcoal grill outside my classroom is killing me. I'm totally about to try to stave off my hunger with a granola bar instead of eating my Lean Cuisine in the hopes that the kiddos will have a burger left over. Mmmmmm.

p.s. It should also be illegal that today is the 10 year anniversary of my high school graduation. Um, what?!