Did you know 50 Cent has been shot 9 times?

Just learned that from a lil show I like to call "Beauty and the Geek" (ok, everyone calls it that). Such is my life right now: sitting on the couch watching episodes of reality shows that I have, in fact, already seen. I'm hanging out in Roanoke for a couple of days... got to see my brother, and my sister and the little ladies are here, too.

I turned on the computer to look for jobs. You can see how well that's going...