Things I Have Been Called Today

Things I have been called today besides Ms. Laura and Ms. Laurence, which are just plain annoying:

- a monkey
- a dog
- an alligator
- a tiger
- a crocodile
- a Christmas tree
- a bookbag
- a piece of pizza

Ah, Kindergarten groups are just my favorite. At least "crocodile" was what one student was saying... for a while I thought it was "cracker-" something, which was not going to fly.