Ingenious plan to defeat the heat

I sweat more than any other person I know. I loooooooooved the Boston cold and haaaaaaaaaaaaate the Richmond heat. However, I knew what I was signing up for when I decided to move here, so I can't really complain. But I've figured out a way to relish Richmond's 95 degree temps: go to Texas for 4 days! Tomorrow I head to Austin for my stepsister's wedding, which is Saturday. Should be lots of sweaty fun. My brother and I are flying together and meeting my mom and stepdad there, then having them foot the bill for as much of our debauchery as possible. It's family bonding, right? That should be a tax write-off of some sort. Miss me.