I meant "I lift 5 pound weights once every 3 months"

Sometimes I really think my life is a comedy of errors. Last night at the grocery store, the bagboy was amazed that I didn't have a cart to carry my stuff to the car. "Don't worry," I told him. "I have guns." Um, yeah... not a good idea to tell someone next to a cash register that you have guns. Sigh... live and learn.