Newsflash

Participating on "Dancing with the Stars" is not hazardous to your health, it is hazardous to your reputation as a normal, decent human being with a future as a celebrity. Why are all of these people acting like their bodies are never going to be the same after these hours of strenuous practice? Now, before you write me angry comments about how dancing is physically hard and I should give them a break, take a chill pill. I know that's true. But seriously, if I have to see one more segment on this random Access Hollywood girl's "DWTS" knee injury, I'm going to... change the channel. Hmm that was a little more anticlimactic than I thought.