How about I help you lose your balls, dickhead?

You know what's not ok? Getting a "you've been invited to an event" thingy on Facebook, only to click on it and find out it's a health nut guy from your kickball team inviting you to a "see who can lose the most weight" group. WTF?? Haha. Good thing I'm two states away from him.

p.s. Kate, I can't remember if you read this... but if so, YES IT WAS THAT ONE. haha.