So THIS is my holdup!

I apparently need to be at Starbucks to be blog-inspired. Finally, I get what all the buzz is about! JK. I am still a loyal Dunkin Donuts fan... however, I need wi-fi and this thing is close.

I digress. My point is, there are FAH-REAKS in this world! This chick behind the counter is totally bragging about how she's been working here for 3 years. Um, not that cool. It's Starbucks and you are like 30. The best was when she said (and note that this is really loudly, as I am in the other room from her), "They still haven't given me a promotion, either. My reasoning is, I'm awesome - what gives?"

Now I'm starting to wonder what strangers have overheard me say that makes them [rightfully] think I'm being obnoxious and retarded. D'oh.