Dear God, thank you for letting me be single...

... and not a contestant on a dating show in 2008. What THE HELL is in the air with these tv shows? D'Lynn is watching "The Bachelorette," on which a guy just karate-chopped a lemon off another guy's head to impress the girl. Also, the host just actually said - and I quote (um, hence the quotation marks) - "Tonight a guy jumped out of the pool wearing underwear with your name across the butt. Turn on or turn off?"

I would rather be single my entire life than marry and reproduce with these dudes. Maybe there are some hidden gems... but I'm kind of hoping they're all too busy with lives in *Richmond, VA* to try out for this show. ;)

songinmyhead: "i would walk 500 miles," the proclaimers