Waters rising behind the sass dam

I try to control my sarcastic outbursts at work, but sometimes they just slip out. (Oops.) Now that I'm affectionately referred to around here as "the short-timer" (7 days and counting!), holding back the flood waters of my sass is getting harder and harder. I cannot tell you how many times a day the thought, "What are they going to do - fire me?" goes through my head.

This training thing sucks. My replacement is great, and she will do an awesome job with the program over the next few years. Still, her presence in my office (momentarily lapsing since I sent her across the building to the intern's office) is severely inhibiting my internet procrastination activities.

songinmyhead: "Sometimes you feel like a nut; sometimes you don't" jingle