Another day, another... $0

At Society of St. Andrew we used to joke by changing the saying, "Another day, another dollar" to "Another day, another 50 cents" since we didn't get paid very much. Yeah well, I've managed to top that. Apparently at my new job, I don't get paid. I mean, not really... I'm exaggerating... but I've not yet gotten my paycheck (due to me on the 31st) and it is now the 3rd. No big deal, since I'm sitting on millions. Or not.