How to Drive, by the BurgBlogger

It's not that hard. 16 year olds do it!

1) If you are driving in a city and the crosswalk signs start flashing stop to pedestrians as you approach a green light, that means that the light is about to turn yellow. After lights turn yellow, they turn red. It is courteous to put your foot on the f-ing gas and accelerate through the green light, not continue window shopping as helpless cars behind you get stuck at the light due to your unobservant a$$.

2) If you are parking on a street, do not randomly pick a spot to stop in a large space. Pull the f up to the car in front of or behind you, within 18 inches of their bumper. I'm sorry if you have to do a 3 point turn to get in or out, but such is life.

3) If you are the first person parking on a street, pull up to 18 inches of the intersection or crosswalk edge. Otherwise, you f up the whole parking pattern when people pull up behind you.

4) SIGNAL. It's free!

5) Insider bonus tip: unless you are turning left within the next mile or going faster than the cars on your right, you do not need to be in the left lane.