Hey! That's Mean!

My good friend Angela gave me a Happy 8 Ball for my birthday last year. It's like a Magic 8 Ball, but instead of predicting the future, it gives you compliments. Our personal favorite is, "Your breath is so minty!"

What's not funny is what it keeps telling me today: "Have you lost weight?" Sure it's supposed to be a compliment, but not a nice question when you ate as much as I did this weekend! D'oh.