Hot Dentists = Not Cool

Certain professions should be restricted to unattractive people. I had a dentist appointment this morning, and my dentist was totally cute. The problem? No one looks attractive while saying "aah" and having water, plaque, and saliva spraying around in their mouth; not to mention that coming at me with a mini-ice pick is scarring for our future dates. New petition: ban hot dentists.

On a side note, I did no April Fool's jokes yesterday - nor was I the brunt of any - so '08 might just be a total waste. Maybe I'll move my April Fool's Day to May 1st.