Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear

I started my day off by getting a FB friend request from my grandpa.

'Nuff said.

So THIS is my holdup!

I apparently need to be at Starbucks to be blog-inspired. Finally, I get what all the buzz is about! JK. I am still a loyal Dunkin Donuts fan... however, I need wi-fi and this thing is close.

I digress. My point is, there are FAH-REAKS in this world! This chick behind the counter is totally bragging about how she's been working here for 3 years. Um, not that cool. It's Starbucks and you are like 30. The best was when she said (and note that this is really loudly, as I am in the other room from her), "They still haven't given me a promotion, either. My reasoning is, I'm awesome - what gives?"

Now I'm starting to wonder what strangers have overheard me say that makes them [rightfully] think I'm being obnoxious and retarded. D'oh.

Suckiness!

My job is sucking today.
My bank account is sucking today.
My love life is sucking today.
My self discipline is sucking today.
My outlook is sucking today.
Even my outfit is sucking today!
And on top of all this... MY BLOG IS SUCKING TODAY!