"Reading Days" are bullshit.

Here is something I never pondered as an undergrad: "Reading Days" (the days colleges are closed supposedly so that students can read and study a little extra) are total B.S. The reason for this is that the people who really need extra time for this still don't get it! That would be........ ME. How do VCU's Reading Days - tomorrow and Friday - affect me? Not at all. I still have to work, and because my classes are not on those days, I seriously get nothing out of this. Bullshit.

On a sidenote, tonight in class I told a story about Big Chuck wearing a yellow velcro towel wrap and the mental scars that left on me and it was the highlight of my day.

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Why would you pull out in front of someone and then stop driving to text, look at a map, or for no apparent reason? If you get in front of me, I'd like for you to accelerate.

Wtf.

Thankful

I would like to express my thanks for the internet through the internet. Specifically, I am thankful for online help forums that help me do things I should know how to do so that I don't have to confess my ignorance of said things to real live humans. If you think I'm about to tell you what I just Googled, you are incorrect.

TKO

In one corner, we have our blogger. In the other, a rotisserie chicken.

Ding! Ding! Ding! Andddddddddddd they're off!

It's a total knock-out! Blogger: 1, Rotisserie chicken: 0.

Yawn

I need for the people in my building to stop having sexual two-a-days. I know practice makes perfect, but I need some sleep!